I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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