smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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