Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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