Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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