it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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