I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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