I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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