I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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