I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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