you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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