Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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