OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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