she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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