And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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