Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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