If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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