This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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