ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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