I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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