OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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