ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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