It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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