I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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