who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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