she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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