Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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