____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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