I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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