it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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