Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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