you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i just wanna soil my oats bro
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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