Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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