I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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