I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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