just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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