Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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