so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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