i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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