I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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