So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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