He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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