I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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