She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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