my vag is so smooth its legendary
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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