There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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