i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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