I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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