I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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