You really coming over, don't trick.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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