Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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