You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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